Tuesday, April 14, 2009

I just got done watching the Hermanos video for Club Caliente.  It was a good laugh.  From the video, I would guess Club Caliente would the place to be this Friday.  Unfortunately, I know exactly what is going to happen.  People are going to chill outside of Tresidder Union.  There will, of course, be a group of students upstairs that are studying on a Friday night.  But that's normal.  There are really just two things to do at Stanford: eat and study.  There actually are some other things to do, but they're either illegal or few and far between.  After Club Caliente is over, those kids studying will move elsewhere to study.  Hermanos will clean up and complain as usual.  During this complaining, the pre-conversation about food will begin.  Plans will be made.  It's time to eat!  Then the actual conversation about food will start.  Vegetarians will be made fun of.  Please don't mention that you like Gnutella.  In fact,  just say, "What is Gnutella? I've never heard of it."  If you say this, happy times will be had.  The conversation about food will continue.  This will persist for hours until the conversation about studying will begin.  This conversation is the low point of the night.  It won't last for hours like the food conversation.  It'll be done in less than 30 minutes.  At least 3 people will look depressed.  2 will be asleep.  1 person will be missing, and the question will be brought up, "Where is (Insert either Jeff or Herba)?".....good times.

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